I know this article is supposed to be funny… well I do now. When I first started reading it I didn’t catch on because you wrote about my life. I am a bit of a plant nut. My houseplants (of which my house is FULL of) are like pets to me (though I do not name them!) I have been known to introduce people to the special ones as well. And most of them have been rescued. I have worked in greenhouses and there are way too many plants! So many get thrown away. It really is a tragedy. Even though your article was more truth than satire for me, it was a good read. Thank you. :)